May 2013
“You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how...”
– Daniel Franzese (via barney-barrett)
(via mariposaroja)
elphias-doge:
inbox:
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YESSSSS
“Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets when you’ve read it several times?” Mo...”
– Cornelia Funke, Inkheart (via artimistic)
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
rnason:
have you ever met someone who was so cute that it physically hurt
trying to find a place to study that I don't hate
whenincambridge:
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
“You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.”
– (via perfect-shadows)
Dad: who is this?
Me: Sick of Sarah.
Dad: oh, is that Tegan's solo project?
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saltymarshmallows:
jennifersweetheart:
fieryfalcon:
essiedub:
nachosauruz:
A fuckload of classic literature:
1984 by George Orwell
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
Aesop’s Fables by Aesop
Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll
Andersen’s Fairy...
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I’m freaking out because I’ve just discovered steampunk corsets
And I desperately need these in my life
in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales
heartsofthebroken:
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
Best post on tumblr.
trillow:
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
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idk-bro-i-just-want-food:
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okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
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nonononono
dosomeworkdosomeworkdosomework
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“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via lourryziam)
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nymphettic:
tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend
amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
Anonymous asked: hmm
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