You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how...– Daniel Franzese (via barney-barrett) (via mariposaroja)
elphias-doge: inbox: looking for just text posts?? here you go how about your old themes? no problem need to know your post limit status? check it out need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1 YESSSSS
Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets when you’ve read it several times?” Mo...– Cornelia Funke, Inkheart (via artimistic)
dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
rnason: have you ever met someone who was so cute that it physically hurt
trying to find a place to study that I don't hate
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.– (via perfect-shadows)
Dad: who is this?
Me: Sick of Sarah.
Dad: oh, is that Tegan's solo project?
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I’m freaking out because I’ve just discovered steampunk corsets And I desperately need these in my life
in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales
heartsofthebroken: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato? Best post on tumblr.
trillow: “i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
idk-bro-i-just-want-food: jo—harvelle: okaydoke: if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via lourryziam)
nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
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